I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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