i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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