period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
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I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
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You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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