don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
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They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
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My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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