We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
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Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
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There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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