Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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