I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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