So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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