he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
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The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
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apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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