I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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