I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
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This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
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You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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