There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
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Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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