There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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