I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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