but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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