Me too!
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
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