Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
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slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
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WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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