Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
We are two peas in an std pod
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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