just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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