Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
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If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
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Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
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