we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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