Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
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About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
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I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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