I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
The air was thick with penises
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
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