Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
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You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
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I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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