i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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