im gay
i know
yea but for you.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
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My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
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you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
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