Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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