kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
You dont lie about slip and slides
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
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I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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