no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
Randomize
