My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
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It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
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