Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
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I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
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you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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