They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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