I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
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If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
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He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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