Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
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No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
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All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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