So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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