everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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