Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
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Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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