the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
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Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
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On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
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