I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
false alarm, still single
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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