your room smells of hookers.
And success
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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