At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
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btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
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It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
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