ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
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I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
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The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
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