I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
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