she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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