ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I want to make a zoo with you.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
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organizing the empties. That sober.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
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His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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