What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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