what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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