No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Don't make out with my wife yet
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
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There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
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I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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