At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
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Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
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Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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