Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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