Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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