omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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