I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
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and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
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My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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