Non-Jews are for practice
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
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he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
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Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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