And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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