I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
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